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Fic: Self-Made Man (2/2)

Title: Self-Made Man
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Bullseye/Daken
Summary: Daken Akihiro finds out what it really means to wear his father’s costume. Can he get the guy, battle alien threats, vanquish his past, and look damn good while doing so?
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Crack, camp, violence, fucking, psychological warfare, alien artifacts, family dysfunction, and maybe a liiiiiiittle dub-con (but hey, it’s Daken and Bullseye!).
Word Count: ~16k (Complete, four chapters across two posts. I wanted it all in one entry, but LJ slapped me with a "post too large"!)
Notes Slight AU. Set after the events of Wolverine Origins but assumes Siege never happened, and Noh-Varr never left the group. Instead Osborn takes his maladjusted team of Avengers across the stars to bring law and order to the galaxy. That’s right. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Dark Avengers….in spaaaace!


Eventually, you will be able to make others feel as you want them to, rather than only how you, yourself, feel.Collapse )

Fic: Self-Made Man (1/2)

Title: Self-Made Man
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Bullseye/Daken
Summary: Daken Akihiro finds out what it really means to wear his father’s costume. Can he get the guy, battle alien threats, vanquish his past, and look damn good while doing so?
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Crack, camp, violence, fucking, psychological warfare, alien artifacts, family dysfunction, and maybe a liiiiiiittle dub-con (but hey, it’s Daken and Bullseye!).
Word Count: ~16k (Complete, four chapters across two posts. I wanted it all in one entry, but LJ slapped me with a "post too large"!)
Notes Slight AU. Set after the events of Wolverine Origins but assumes Siege never happened, and Noh-Varr never left the group. Instead Osborn takes his maladjusted team of Avengers across the stars to bring law and order to the galaxy. That’s right. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Dark Avengers….in spaaaace!


Eventually, you will be able to make others feel as you want them to, rather than only how you, yourself, feel.Collapse )

Fic: The Bald Knight Rises (3/3)

Title: The Bald Knight Rises
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Bane/Talia
Summary: Bane races to free his love Talia after a bank robbery gone bad leads to her arrest. Making matters worse is her distant father Ra's al Ghul, the general incompetence of his henchmen, that emo nuisance Batman, and the fact that no one can understand what he's saying.
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): Mutilation, delicious violence, mentions of sex, and unapologetic crackiness
Word Count: ~2k
Notes Slight AU where Ra's al Ghul still lives, Bane was never exiled, and Batman never retired. This fic is already complete, I just thought it would be more fun and digestible in three parts.

I broke you. How have you come back?Collapse )

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Fic: The Bald Knight Rises (2/3)

Title: The Bald Knight Rises
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Bane/Talia
Summary: Bane races to free his love Talia after a bank robbery gone bad leads to her arrest. Making matters worse is her distant father Ra's al Ghul, the general incompetence of his henchmen, that emo nuisance Batman, and the fact that no one can understand what he's saying.
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): Mutilation, delicious violence, mentions of sex, and unapologetic crackiness
Word Count: ~6k
Notes Slight AU where Ra's al Ghul still lives, Bane was never exiled, and Batman never retired. This fic is already complete, I just thought it would be more fun and digestible in three parts.

Bane's second move was to seek out Talia's father, League of Shadows power player and generally shitty parent Ra's al Ghul.Collapse )

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Fic: The Bald Knight Rises (1/3)

Title: The Bald Knight Rises
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Bane/Talia
Summary: Bane races to free his love Talia after a bank robbery gone bad leads to her arrest. Making matters worse is her distant father Ra's al Ghul, the general incompetence of his henchmen, that emo nuisance Batman, and the fact that no one can understand what he's saying.
Rating: R
Warning(s): Mutilation, delicious violence, mentions of sex, and unapologetic crackiness
Word Count: ~3k
Notes Slight AU where Ra's al Ghul still lives, Bane was never exiled, and Batman never retired. This fic is already complete, I just thought it would be more fun and digestible in three parts.

Have you seen the Tumbler that Batman drives? Why, it must cost four thousand dollars a week to refuel!Collapse )

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Fic: Matter of Perception

Title: Matter of Perception
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Bullseye/Daken
Summary: Intrepid Avenger Bullseye struggles to solve the mystery of Norman Osborn's hair, all while resisting the masculine wiles of his revoltingly sexy teammate.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Let's seeeee......sex, violence, lust, depravity, necks breaking, blood spurting, erections popping, and lots and lots of crackiness
Word Count: ~9k (someday I'll write something short again, but I swear this is an easy read)
Notes Set somewhere after DA #5, but before the Deadpool issues where he tangles with Bullseye. I tried to stay true to the timeline, but I admittedly haven't read some Deadpool and Thunderbolts stuff so if I messed up...ummm.....just go with it. ;)

Enjoying all the fantastic works on this comm has been awesome for someone who jumped on DA a little late. You guys have made some wonderfully sexy, amusing, and deviant stuff here. Thank you!

With a wink he rose from the table and strode confidently out of the room, leaving Bullseye to wonder how anyone could sashay their hips like that and still appear masculine.Collapse )

Fic: BeholderKlok

Title: BeholderKlok
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Nathan/Charles
Summary: Nathan begins to suspect that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and Murderface takes up smoking.
Rating: R
Warning(s): Some dirty talk and fantasies, some lulz, very minor OCs meeting their unfortunate ends
Word Count: ~4,400
Disclaimer: I don’t own Metalocalypse, but I sure think it’s funny
Authors Notes Set somewhere in the middle of Season 3, which I thought resumed with new episodes this weekend. I just learned today that I was wrong. How disappointing.

It hadn't taken long for Offdensen, or Charles at night, to make more and more appearances in Nathan's sultry fantasies.Collapse )

Fic: Echo (4/4)

Title: Echo (4/4)
Author: lilac28
Pairing: Rorschach/Nite Owl
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I wish I could write something as amazing as Watchmen. Sadly I did not.
Notes: Slight AU, where everyone thought Crimebusters was a swell idea. Pre-Roche Rorschach so sure he's quiet and grim, but he still has all the buttons on his over-coat.
Summary: Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme that I can't find anymore. Through a bizarre encounter, Nite Owl and Rorschach switch bodies. While struggling to right the situation, Dan learns a few things about his partner.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Rorschach was still impossibly close. Collapse )

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Fic: Love at First Punch

Title: Love at First Punch
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Nathan/Charles (with some hinted T/S)
Summary: Charles Offdensen experiences the brutality of going on a blind date set up by Pickles.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Shameless porn, some lulz, inconsequential minor OCs, some sentences ending in prepositions
Word Count: ~7000 (damn, how did that happen? I think it's a quick read though)
Disclaimer: I don’t own Metalocalypse, but I sure think it’s funny
Authors Notes Written for the "Love is Brutal" challenge on brutalbusiness. My attempt at love, Metalocalypse style: Awkwardness, violence, dirty sex, and an appearance by the Tribunal. This is about as romantic as I get.

Set somewhere in the middle of Season 3. The story assumes that Charles is gay, and the band knows about it. (That's not too much of a stretch, right?)

x-posted to sausagefestival and brutalbusiness


'Don't worry, Chief, I'm gonna hook you up wit' someone.' Pickles sported a smile that was downright evil. 'I got the perfect guy in mind.'Collapse )

Fic: Dethlust

Because you knew they wouldn't kill him off. ;)

Title: Dethlust
Author(s): lilac28
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Nathan/Charles
Summary: A month after the return of Dethklok’s manager, Nathan Explosion has trouble expressing his emotions.
Rating: R
Warning(s): Naughty stuff and some lulz
Word Count: ~2000
Disclaimer: I don’t own Metalocalypse, but I sure think it’s funny


Nathan Explosion never was very good at doing what he was told.Collapse )